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Having Thanksgiving Dinner? 25 English Words and Phrases You’ll Be Thankful You Know

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Things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving day but aren't? Talk about a huge breast! I'll do the rest. Are you sure you want to delete this answer? You've just pulled me into the gutter with you!

And I like it here I did turn it on. He's been heating up all day! This isn't the first bird I've stuffed today. No, you don't have to beat your meat on Thanksgiving. I didn't do any dressing today. It was too hot. I don't know why, but he likes it whipped. Well, there was this one turkey I had before I met your father that was so huge I couldn't get him in the back door!

That's right son, nobody handles a thick slab of meat like your mother! What do you call that hole between the legs? Oh I'm a master baster. Let me show you how Kinda fun, isn't it? I squeezed the ball at the end of the tube and it squirted me in the eye! No, he never helps. I do all the work, then he sleeps while I clean up. Get ready to wash your hands, the turkey's about to come!

I can't wait to get my lips around that big, fat drumstick! Uh uh, don't touch! It's too hot for you, dear. Mmm, just look at that tender, juicy meat! Mmmm, it's always better when it's real moist. Mmmmm, I love when you pull the skin apart and you can see the savory juice inside. Eat it, big boy. That's right son, nobody gets to have your mother's breasts but you and me. It's not a hot dog you can just stuff into your mouth all at once!

I don't know what to do! I got her to take it into her mouth but she won't swallow! That's not the first delicious thing I've had in my mouth today. Ooohhhhhh, this is sooo good. You must really like that cream sauce. If you're not careful it's gonna be all over your face!

I hate it when I'm eating out and I get one of these caught between my teeth! Do you mind if I just nibble on your bits? I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. We gathered together to eat some raw turkey Cuz Mother forgot you should thaw it out first.

The gravy was lumpy and daddy was grumpy We stifled our laughs til we thought we would burst. Our mother had taken some pieces of bacon And crumbled them up in the cold pumpkin soup. The scalloped tomatoes were like scorched potatoes. No pies in my oven, no cranberry sauce Cuz I give the orders, and I am the boss. When out in the kitchen, there arose such a clatter I almost got up to see what was the matter.

As I drew in my head and was tossing around To the bed came my husband, he grimaced, he frowned. He spoke not a word as he threw back my quilt And the look that he gave was intended to wilt. So up to the ceiling my pillows he threw I knew I had had it, his face had turned blue.

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